rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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