what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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