Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
