Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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