woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
3 2 1 whiskey
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Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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