i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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