in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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