What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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