Just mADE A PArabola og urine
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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