i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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