Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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