Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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