You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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