i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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