I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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