and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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