so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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