I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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