I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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