your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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