he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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