East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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