I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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