I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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