Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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