It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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