he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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