Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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