She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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