worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
