I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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