i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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