I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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