You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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