At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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