Yo dont text me then not text me
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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