Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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