Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
