I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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