Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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