its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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