Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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