using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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