The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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