i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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