At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
