Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
