it's too hot outside to masturbate.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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