so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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