you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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