Rock
Scissors
Fuck
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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